Category: yo mama

yo mama is so fat when she steped on a scale it said too be continued

Ur mamas so fat when she rolled down the street,people started screaming dominoes dots are coming.

Your mamma so stupid she thought cheereos were donut seeds.

yo mama is so stupid she invented a solar powered flashlight

your momma is so ugly,her teeth put the sun out of buisness.

Yo mama so fat that she has more chins than a chinese phone book

Your momma so fat she got knoked by a freight train and said who burst me

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.

When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”

He tells you that he has never told a lie.

A big sign in his office says: “Don’t ask me.”

His Law Firm is “Dewey, Cheathm & How!”

He asks the Judge, “How is your wife and my kids?”

A prison guard is shaving your head.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

yo mama teeth are so gapy- she whistles while she talks.

yo mama breath stinks so bad- it can clear a whole chat room[computer].

You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

Yo momma’s so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he’d start wagging his head!

Q: whats the difference between your mamma and the local football team

A: your mamma has a higher sperm count