Category: yo mama

yo mama so fat she went outside in a yellow raincoat and made the sun jeleous

yo mama so fat when God made light he asked her to move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mammas face is like a lion. big, hairy, and ulgy

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

monkey fucker
floppy donkey dick licker
hillbilly hoe
go fuck a duck
go eat some squirl nuts
eat shitand die
life is a bitch
short lil dick face
whorey hoe
you have a spring dick

“How many can you afford?”

It only takes one to change your bulb…to his.

Two. One to change it and one to keep interrupting
by standing up and shouting “Objection!”

Three. One to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.

Three. One to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the
ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

Three. One to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying
power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb
burn out in the first place, one to sue the electrician who wired
the house, and one to sue the bulb manufacturers.

Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object,
one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter,
one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one
to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to
change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, lawyers only screw us.

Your mama’s so fat, she uses a matress for a maxi-pad.

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Your momma’s so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!

your momma is so fat that you cant even fit her in a double decker bus

Your mamma so fat whenn she saw a school bus full of white kids she said ” finally a descent size twinkie

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.