Category: yo mama

Yo mamma so fat she would have been in E. T. but when she flew across the moon her fat ass caused an eclipse.

your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

yo momma is so black when she got out her car the oil light came on

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Your moms so old I told her to act her age and she died.

Your Momma is so fat, when she put on a yellow rain suit everyone yelled twinkie!!!

your mother is sssssssssssoooooooooooooo fat wen people see her they shout fat bitch

You have so many dogs in your family i don`t
know which ones your mum!!!

yo mama is so fat her belt size was the equater

Yo momma so loose it’s like throwing a hotdog down the hallway!

Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!