Category: yo mama

Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.

Yo mama’s so stupid, I asked her for the shampoo “Head and
Shoulders,” and she got on my shoulders and gave me head!!

Your mama is so fat that people go on vacation to the other side of her.

your mama is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she said ” hey stop that twinkie!!”

Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said ‘you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you’

Your Momma is so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!

your mamas so bald that when she wears a sweat shirt she looks like a broken condum

Yo Moma So Hairy She Grows Afros On Her Nipples

WHAT DAY IS THE BEST FOR FRYING SAUSAGES?
FRIDAY

Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to church

Yo mama’s so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled “Hey where’d grandma go?!?!?!”

Yo mama’s so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said “Two trees to your left”

Yo mama’s so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mamma so fat she would have been in E. T. but when she flew across the moon her fat ass caused an eclipse.