Category: yo mama

YOUE MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE PUT ON A RAIN COAT PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING TAXI

your mama is so ugly she walked into walmart and they said no pets allowed!

yo mama is so fat she got on the scale and it said to be continued!

yo mama is so fat she walked into kfc and asked her wat size bucket of chicken she wanted she said the one on the roof!

yo mamas teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

yo mama is so stupid she walked into burger king and said do yall sell food here!

yo mama is so ugly that when she was a child kids rubbed tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

yo mama so hairy it look like she got buk week in the head lock

YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN LOVE SHE BROKE IT

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Your Momma is so fat, when she stood on the scales it said to be continued.

your dads so stupid he watched the news and said god bin ladden a rapist now

youre moam is so fat when i was in bed with her when i roled over i was still on top of her

A smartass came to a boy and said, “Whats up son” So the boy
said back, “I wish you would have told me that you were my
father earlier because I’m getting head from my grandma.”

Yo momma so ugly when we took her to a haunted house,she came out with a job application