Your mama so stupid she saw YMCA and said, “Look honey somebody spelled
Macy’s wrong!”
Category: yo mama
Porkchop
yo momma so ugly that u have to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!!
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Miscellaneous yo mama joke
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo Mamma
Your mom is fat that when the cop tried to stop her they said, “Spilt up.”
Fat mamma
Your mamma is so fat her blubber can shade the world.
Upstairs/downstairs
Your mama is so stupid that when she wanted to go upstairs to bed she went to the basement.
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mamma
yo mamma so poor she cant even pay attention
Your momma is ugly, and your momma is so stupid
Your mom is so ugly you threw her out the window and got charged for littering!
Your mom is so ugly, she walked up to a priest and he yelled “JESUS CHRIST” and fainted!
Your mom is so stupid she walked into a parked car!
Your mom is so stupid she left you at the boozerz house thinking you were at church!
Yo mama so fat…
Yo mama so fat that she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.