Category: yo mama

your momma so fat that she wore a yellow dress to the airport,she stepped on a piece of paper and bent down to pick it up and someone yelled yo taxi!

Yo mama so fat when she went camping she use her panies as a tent.

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

1.) Did you know that you wig almost looks real?
2.) So were you born this ugly or is it a skin condition?
3.) No, i don’t know what the answer is but i do know that from
here, that big wart on your nose is almost invisable!
4.) Do you shop at Witches*R*Us or did some one give you that
thing you call a sweater?
5.) Are you married to a blind person?
6.) With a toope like that on your head, it looks like there’s a
mad cat on your head!

(Don’t ask me how i found out you shouldn’t say this to
teachers, i just happen to look at the insults on Funny.com
alot!!)
🙂

yo mamas so fat she fell and got up and pulled the white house out of her belly button

Yo momma is so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice. Yo momma is so fat when she jumped off the high dive she showed up on radar. Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in furniture world and sleeped on the floor. Yo momma is so old, when i smacked her back her boobs fell off. Yo momma is so old her farts come out dust. Yo momma is like a shot gun… three cocks and she blows. Yo momma is like lettuc, $1 a head Yo momma is so hairy when she spreads out her legs first thing that comes to my mind is that “we are going to the bush gardens” Yo momma is so fat i smacked her butt and rode the waves. Yo momma is so fat when i hugged her i got lost in the rolls. Yo momma i so stupid she thought TacoBell was a mexican phone company. Yo momma is so stupid she stool free bread. Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout. Yo momma is so stupid tripped over a cordless phone. Yo momma is so stupid she ran into a parked car. Yo momma is so stupid she ran into an automatic sliding door. Yo momma is so stupid she saw a “WET FLOOR” sign,So she did. Yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner she has a good suck.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach the whales started singing “We are Family”

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Editor’s Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow. And some of these might get their own category some day.—-when yo momma was born her ma said “”wow! what a treasure!”” and yo dad said “”ya lets bury it!””yo momma is so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 6 months preganantyo momma is so special she could be in the special olympicsyo momma’s so small she committed suicide by jumping of the curb!yo moma so short that she plays hide-and-seek in the grassyo moma so small i told her to do something creative with her life and she climbed over a speed bump.Yo mamma is so cross-eyed that she sits in the front porch to watch the kids play in the backyard.

YOUE MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE PUT ON A RAIN COAT PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING TAXI

your mama is so ugly she walked into walmart and they said no pets allowed!

yo mama is so fat she got on the scale and it said to be continued!

yo mama is so fat she walked into kfc and asked her wat size bucket of chicken she wanted she said the one on the roof!

yo mamas teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

yo mama is so stupid she walked into burger king and said do yall sell food here!