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Your mama is SO STUPID, she tried to DROWN a FISH!!
Your mam is SO POOR, I went outside to use an outhouse and she said,”Hey, get outta my home!”
Your mama is SO STUPID, when she took an IQ test in school, it came back saying SORRY; IQ TOO LOW TO REGISTER.
Your mama’s so poor she lives in a two story frito bag.
Your mama’s so poor your family car is your brother’s bike.
Your mama’s so poor you use a ice cube for the A/C in your house.
Your mama’s so poor when I walked in your front door and I went to the
back yard.
Yo mama so old when she fart dust comes out of her butt.
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, everyone yells”Taxi””!
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yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.
SHE GOT ON A ELEVATOR AND THOUGH SHE WAS GOING TO HEVEN
Yo mommas so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Your mammys so fat that she has to use the highway for her slip in slide
Yo momma got a toe on her knee, so they call her Toni
yo mama! is so stupid she though taco bell was a phone company…..
yo momma so fat she turnd around and it was her birthday.