Category: yo mama

your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.

your momma is so big, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her on a runway.

your momma is so fat, she uses a vcr as a beeper.

your momma is so fat, she influences the tide.

Your mother is so stupid, on her application under education she put HOOKED ON PHONICS

your momma is so stupid, she failed a blood test.

your momma is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

your momma is so old, she proof read the ten commandments.

your momma is so stupid, on here application under sex, she put twice a week.

your momma is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 miniutes.

your mommas so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on the soul train.

your momma is so dumb, she got fired from the M & M’s factory for throwing away all the W’s.

yore momma is so dum she wint to the 50 sents conserd and she brog a bag a pennys wite her

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The student replied, “Here’s an orange.” The professor was outraged. “No! No! Think like a lawyer!” The student then replied, “Okay. I’d tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding…'”

When the man in the street says: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” the lawyer writes: “Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures.”

Yo Mamma is so fat she uses a matress for her tampon

yo mamas armpits stink SO bad secret snitched on her,she made sure confused,she made right guard go left,and speed stick slow da hell down!

Two men were walking along the street one day when they saw a huge hole on
the street. The first one said, “The government ought to pave these roads
better. That hole looks huge!” The second one said, “I’ve seen bigger.”
The first one asked, “Where?” The second one replied, “Up your mama’s ass.”

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

yo mama so fat, when i screwed her, my penis got lost.

your mamma is like a tv. a two year old turns her on

Yo mama so poor I walked into her house, asked her to use the toilet and she handed me 2 large sticks.

I asked what are they’re for and she says use one to hold up the ceiling, and the other one is to fight of the roaches .

your mommas so thick she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.