Category: yo mama

your mamas so fat her belt size is the equator.

Your momma so fat.That when she jumped into the ocean. She caused a global flooding.

ya moms so fat she looks lik a y r u readin dis joke ya freak.

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

your momma is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
your momma is so stupid she tried to hop the train in a wheelchair
your momma is so ugly I took her with me to see a freakshow and the manager gave her an application
your mommma is so stupid she studies for a physical exam
your momma so poor I seened her kicking a cardboardbox in the street and when I asked her what she was doing she says she was moving

Your momma is so fat she took you to the zoo and a little kid tried to feed her a peanut.

ha ha u guys thought that this was a joke
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your momma is so fat she sleeps on two king size beds

Yo mamma is so fat she plays pool with the nine planets

yo mamas like a chinies buffet all you can eat for 4.99

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book!

your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.

your momma is so big, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her on a runway.

your momma is so fat, she uses a vcr as a beeper.

your momma is so fat, she influences the tide.

Your mother is so stupid, on her application under education she put HOOKED ON PHONICS

your momma is so stupid, she failed a blood test.

your momma is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

your momma is so old, she proof read the ten commandments.

your momma is so stupid, on here application under sex, she put twice a week.

your momma is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 miniutes.

your mommas so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on the soul train.

your momma is so dumb, she got fired from the M & M’s factory for throwing away all the W’s.