your momma is so fat, once, i saw her chasing a yellow school bus yelling for someone to stop that twinkie
Category: yo mama
Mama i love u
my mother ask me whether i wanted to eat lunch that day wif my younger brother..i hate him very much but i love my mother so i did it for her
Yo mama
yo mama so ugly blind people run away from her
House Under Water
Whats funnier than an idiot who builds a house under water?
Your momma trying to burn it down!
Yo mama so fat
yo mamma so fat that when she invited some friends to a private island they thought she was the island.
Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give the guy a map!
Your Momma
Your Momma is like a Rifle One Cock And she Blows
She sat down
your mama so fat she sat down on a rainbow and skittles game out
Yo mama so old
yo mama so old she went to daycare with jesus
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Holiday Inn
Your mom is like Holiday Inn. Kids eat free!
Your mamas butt
your mamas ass is so big when she sits down shes 2 feet taller