Yo momma so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Category: yo mama
Yo momma
Your momma is so loose I was fingering your moma last night and she told me to tade off my ring I told her that is not my ring it is my watch.
yo mama
YO MAMA IS SO THUMB THAT SHE
STOLD FREE BREAD FROM THE
7 11.
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Ur mamma so hairy,…
ur mamma so hairy,when u were bron u got rug burns
Dont miss these ones!”
Yo mama is so fat…
she walked in front of the tv and i missed a two hour movie
every time she turns around its her birthday
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
i swerved around her and ran out of fuel
people run around her for marathon practise
i roll over 3 times and im still on the bitch
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
when she got on the scales it said ‘one at a time please’
when she tried again it said ‘no live stock please’
she gets a group discount at weight watchers
when she tried sunbaking, greenies started jumping around her yelling ‘save the whale, save the whale’
shes got more rolls than a bakery
her belt size is equator
she has her own gravity pull
when a bulldozer ran in to her she said ‘ who threw that pebble?’
YO MAMAS so stupid…
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
it takes her 3 mins to cook 2 min noodles
YO MAMAS so poor…
when she was kickin a can down the street and i asked ‘what ya doin?’ she said ‘movin house’
she hangs the toilet paper out to dry
when i was at her place i asked ‘wheres the toilet?’ she said ‘pick a corner’
when i was at her place i asked ‘whats for dinner?’ she stuck her foot on the table and said ‘corn and jam’
YO MAMAS so old…
when she reads the bible she reminices.
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Right guard
your momma is so nasty, she makes right guard go left.
yo mamma is so nasty they use her bath water…
yo mamma is so nasty they use her bath water as a biological wepon
Your mama so fat………………..
Your mama so fat when she walked over the run-way, all the airoplanes had to stop.All the passengers got out and started attacking your mama for ruinning their holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur momma so fat
ur momma is so fat she use a matress as a tampon
Your mommas like…
your mommas like a race car burnes four rubbers a day