Category: yo mama

your mamas so ugly when she looked at her shadow it ran away.

Yo Momma so stupid,she got hit by a parked car

Yo Mama’s so fat she fell in love and broke it.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE WORKED AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU, SHE ASKED, IS THAT ORDER TO STAY OR TO GO

yo mamma so stupid, she saw a dolphin and yelled “SHARK!!!!!”

your mamma is so stupid that she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo momma so fat when I turn around I could still see her

yo mamma’s so ugly the titanic sank itself!!

yo mamma’s so gay she makes the teletubbies look straight!!

yo mamma’s so fat godzilla fears for his life!!

yo mamma’s so dumb she thought 6 x 9 =’d 69!!

yo mamma’s so dumb she was kicked out of pre-school

yo mamma’s so fat after sex your father rolled over twice and
was still on the bitch!!

yo mamma’s so fat your pappa couldn’t have sex with her if he
wanted to!!

yo mamma’s so fat she makes new york city look like a grain of
sand!!

yo mamma’s so fat she comes with her own zip code!!

yo mamma’s so fat the plane was forced to stay grounded!!

yo mamma’s so ugly she makes deformed people cry!!

yo mamma’s so fat people mistake her for an eclipse!!

yo mamma’s so ugly bill clinton don’t even want her!!

yo mamma’s gayer than a 6 dollar bill with clinton’s face on it!!

yo mamma’s so fat she makes the ocean look like a kiddie pool!!

yo mamma’s so dumb she drowned an a teaspoon of water!!

yo mamma’s so old she was in jesus’ yearbook!!

yo mamma’s so fat all the planets orbit around her!!

yo mamma smells so bad her back side was condemed!!

yo mamma’s so fat she has to be weighed at the train station!!

yo mamma’s so fat the train station scale says ‘to be
continued’!!

yo mamma’s so fat the picture on her drivers licence says
continued on other side!!

yo mamma’s so damn screwed up, when she gets pissed horns bust
out her ass!!

hell yo mamma’s so fat she sits down in one spot and can be
everywhere!!

yo mamma’s so filthy she was condemed!!

the end!!

your moma is so fat her belt size is the eqwater

yo mama is so fat when she walk out the door she hit i-94

Yo mama is so fat she slid into sencond base and ended in Detroit.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.