Category: yo mama

yo mamma so fat,that when she sits down she is 3ft. taller

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.

Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

yo mama so fat she fell and they labled her butt crack grand cayon 2

knock,knock!
whose there?
joe!
joe who?
joe mama!!

Yo mama so fat that when she wore yellow clothes, a pedestrian yelled “Yo, taxi!”

Yo momma so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck half way

yore momma is so dum she wint to the 50 sents conserd and she brog a bag a pennys wit her

Your momma is so poor she lit a match and the roches started to sing, “CLAP YOUR HANDS STOMP YOUR FEET THANK THE LORD THAT WE HAVE HEAT”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!