Category: yo mama

Yo mama so stupi I asked her what letter comes after x, i said y she said because I want to know.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Youy momma is so stupid she sits on the T.V and watches the couch.

Your momma is so stupid she sits on the T.V and watches the couch.

Yo momma is so old when i asked her real age she died

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v. to watch the couch.

Your mamma is so fat . . .
She had to get baptized at SeaWorld.

Your mamma’s so fat that berfore God could say “let there be light”, he
had to tell her to move her fat ass out the way.

The gap between your mama’s teeth is so wide, people don’t know if they
should smile or kick a field goal!

yo mamas so poor she goes shoe shopping on the wires!!!!

yo momma so ugly that u have to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!!