Category: yo mama

Yo mama sooooo fat she was baptized at

SEAWORLD!!!!!

Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven’t seen all of her!

Yo mama so fat that Fat Albert turned her down.

yo momma teeth so yellow when she wore yallow shorts i couldnt tell her ends!!

Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Your Mommas so hairy, when she gave birth, it took the doctors a week to dig the baby out.

yo momma is so poor she has cockroaches riding on 4 wheelers in her living room

Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!

Yo mama so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide on rainy days.

Your Momma is so old i slaped her back and her tits fell of

yo mamma so fat,that when she sits down she is 3ft. taller