Category: yo mama

Your momma is so hairy, when she stands naked the kids say “Lets go hunting.”

yo mommas so old her birth certificate says expired

yo momma so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued!

Yo mama so dumb that on a registration sheet for sex she put “Yes, please.”

Your mama is so poor, you sat on top of a trash can lid and your
mama said, “Hey get off the roof!”

your mamma has one big tittie and one small tittie and they call the bitch biggie smalls

your mamma so ugly the shot gorrilliaz in the mist in ther shower

your mamma so fat her nikename is DAY-UM!

your mamma so fat whene i was having sex with
here i rolled over 9 times and i was still on the bitch

Yo mama is so fat, that the only pictures you have of her are
satellite pictures.

Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

Your mamma is so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon!

Yo Momma so fat, When she walked outside with a red shirt, Everyone started yelling KOOL…AID KOOL…Aid

Yo Mommas so fat, when she wore highheels, she struck oil.

Yo mommas so stupid
She put a snickers bar on lay-away
She got locked in a furniture store and slept on the floor.

YO MOMMA SO NASTY, RED LOBSTER KICKED HER OUT FOR BRINGING HER OWN CRABS.

yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a pay check

yo mama is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

yo mama is so fat the equators her belt

yo mama is so fat that when she goes outside with a rain coat on people yell “taxi”

yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom “said what a picture” and her dad said “yaa lets hang it”

yo mama is so poor i seen her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said “moving”

yo mama is like a town bicycle everyone gets a ride

yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said “what a treasure” and her dad said “yep lets bury it”

yo mama is so poor that she has a TV but it only has two channels on and off

last one

yo mama is so poor i walk into your house steped on your dads dick and your mom said “who broke the water fountain”.