Category: yo mama

your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows,
your mamma is so ugly, the doctor’s still smacking her ass.
your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her.
your mamma’s drawls is so funky, roaches checkin’ in but not out.
your mamma is so fat, can’t wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs.
your mamma is so fat, police use her as a road block.
your mamma is so fat, needs a six-piece bikini.
your mamma is so old, she reads the bible and reminises.
your mamma’s cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
your mamma is so short, her feet swings on the toilet.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

YOUR MAMAS sO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN AREA CODE

Yo Mamma is so fat, that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanked over the ocean

your momma is so fat, that her first word was OINK!

jo mama so stupid she though the sun was a big yellow M&M

Yo mama so fat that when she walks in the front door she starts walking out the back.

your momma so fat when she ask for a water bed they put a blanket over the Alantic ocean

Why doesn’t Bin Laden have sex with his Six Wives?

Cuz everytime he pulls down their pants he see’s BUSH

Yo mama so fat a school bus drove by and she said ” Hey catch
that Giant Twinkie!”

Yo mama so old, when David killed Goliath she ran and called the
cops

Yo mama so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 6 months
pregnant.

Yo mama so small she can hand glide on a Doritos.

Yo mama so poor I saw her one day running after a trash truck
with a grocery list.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.