Category: yo mama

one day i came over your house stepped on a cockroach and yo mama screamed why did you just kill our family pet

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

your mama so ugly even a monster said ahh run!booty call

yo mama so fat every time she crossd the road she made traffic

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

that batman thinks its his cave

Your momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat she jump in the air and got stuck.

Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!

Yo Mamma is So dumb, when she takes a shit she wipes her ass with her hand and lick its

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!