Category: yo mama

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

your mama so ugly even a monster said ahh run!booty call

yo mama so fat every time she crossd the road she made traffic

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

that batman thinks its his cave

Yo mama so fat she jump in the air and got stuck.

Your momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!

Yo Mamma is So dumb, when she takes a shit she wipes her ass with her hand and lick its

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows,
your mamma is so ugly, the doctor’s still smacking her ass.
your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her.
your mamma’s drawls is so funky, roaches checkin’ in but not out.
your mamma is so fat, can’t wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs.
your mamma is so fat, police use her as a road block.
your mamma is so fat, needs a six-piece bikini.
your mamma is so old, she reads the bible and reminises.
your mamma’s cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
your mamma is so short, her feet swings on the toilet.