Category: yo mama

yo mama’s so fat, she has to use the niagra falls as her shower!

Yo mama so stupid she can’t tell the diffrence between shampoo and Shamu!

your mommas glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see people waving

yo mamma so fat when she turns around its her bday!!!!!!!!

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

comeback
– ya but you where on it

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

yo mamma so fat she plays hop-scotch like this: NewYork Virginia Georgia Mississippi Oaklahoma ect…..

yo mamma fell in love and broke it

one day i came over your house stepped on a cockroach and yo mama screamed why did you just kill our family pet

yo momma is so fat when she puts on a belt it seems like the equater.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!