Category: yo mama

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

yo mama is so greasy she put crisco out of buisness

yo mamma so black, she stepped out the car and the oil light came on

Your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing, “We are family…”

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

yo mama so fat she uses highway 84 for a slip’n’ slide

Your Momma is so fat thats why the only boyfriend she ever had was chef boyardee.

Yer momma is so fat, ugly, and clumsy that on her way to Walmart, she tripped over K Mart and landed on Target!!!

your mamas so stupid she ran into a parked car.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

yo mamma so big that she stepped on a scale and it said “hey dude one at a time please”

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