yo mama

Momma joke

your mama is so fat,she has to go to a auto park just to get her nails clipped.

Yo Momma so fat, she wakes up in sections.

You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!

Yo mommas so ugly that when she was a baby her incubator in the hospital had to have tinted windows

Yo Mama so stupid she tried to call me on the microwave. 2723456………BEEP
“Dang I Got The Voicemail!”

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

YOUR MOMMA SO STUPID THAT SHE LOCKED HERSELF IN THE GROWCERIES STORE AND DIED OF HUNGRY.

Your momma so fat last time she saw 711 was on a scale

Your mama is so stupid, she went to an R rated movie saw “Uner
17 Not Admitted,” ran home and got 16 of her friends.

your mama so poor…. her tits are real

Yo mommas so fat even her cloths have stretch marks

yo mama soooo poor she caint even pay attention!