Category: yo mama

your momma so stupid that she tried to drink a watermelon.

yo momma is so fat that wen her beper started beping evribody thought she was backing up

Your mama is so ugly your father put the bathroom mirror inside
the medicine cabinet.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “Taxi!”

Your mama is so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the whales circled
around her and started singing “We are family!”

yo mommas so fat she sat on the arch a nd created
Mcdonalds

1)Yo mama is so stuipid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minites.

2)Yo mama is so has so much hair in her armpits it looks like
she has buck weed in a headlock.

3)Yo mama is so stuipid when she worked at a M&M factory she
through out all the Ws.

4)Yo mama is so fat she makes GODZILLA look like a micro machine.

5)Yo mama is so stuipid she 4got her own gender & name.

May you be named Ben Ladden and be paged over the PA system at the Army-Navy game.

May you be forced to eat worms, run naked in front of your friends, be humiliated by a stern Englishwoman and not become famous on a reality TV show.

May you spend eternity in an elevator with the Wazzup guys.

May you be Saddam’s food taster.

May it be that wherever you are, whatever you do, you can’t get the song “Seasons in the Sun” out of your head. Not the Jacques Brel original, the one by that idiot Terry Jacks. You know the one.

yo mommas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo mama so poor that when I saw her kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said, “Moving.”

Yo mama so ugly E.T. didn’t want go out with her.

yo mama is so fat she sat on a bike and made it a low rider. yo mama so fat she sat in a monster truck and broke the shocks.