Category: yo mama

Your momma is so fat that when she belched Jupiter got out of orbit.

Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

yo mama is so stupid that she got trapped in Sofa Express and slept on the floor.

Yo momma so every time people see her they the circus is in town

Yo mama’s so fat she auditioned for the full-sized Godzilla!

Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, I didn’t know whether to give her breath mint
or toilet paper.

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by
the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw
a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
“That’s unfair !” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity, and
that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.” “Shut up!”
barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. “Who are you
to question that woman’s punishment?”

Your momma is like a board, flat on all sides and easy to nail.

YO mama so dumb I asked her to go get a colored t.v. she said “which color”.

Yo mama so fat that she has to use all the stalls in a public restroom at once.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

yo mommas so fat, her blood type is rockey road