Category: yo mama

1 your momma is so stupid she ran into a parked car
2 your mom is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo mama’s so fat she auditioned for the full-sized Godzilla!

Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

yo mama is so stupid that she got trapped in Sofa Express and slept on the floor.

Yo momma so every time people see her they the circus is in town

Yo mama so fat that she has to use all the stalls in a public restroom at once.

Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, I didn’t know whether to give her breath mint
or toilet paper.

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by
the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw
a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
“That’s unfair !” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity, and
that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.” “Shut up!”
barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. “Who are you
to question that woman’s punishment?”

Your momma is like a board, flat on all sides and easy to nail.

YO mama so dumb I asked her to go get a colored t.v. she said “which color”.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

yo mommas so fat, her blood type is rockey road