Category: yo mama

your momma is soo fat the only thing stopping her from going to jenny craig is the door.

yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose!

Your mommas so fat she has to drive a spandex car!

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Your mommas teeth are so yellow the sun told her she could have its job.

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 26 Lbs of crack in her pants.

A man was in a bar one evening, when a drunk wandered over, shouting at the man ‘I pulled your mum just now!’ the sober man just ignored him and carried on drinking.

About half an hour later the drunk wandered over again. This time he said: ‘Your mum just gave me a BJ and swallowed’ again the man ignored and carried on talking to his mates.

Soon the very drunk man wandered over and shouted at the poor man – ‘I just fucked your mum, using every posistion possible’

Eventally the man bored of this idiot, turned around and said ‘Go home dad, you’re drunk.’

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Your mommas so fat I rolled over twice during sex I was still on her.

Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light” he immediately said to her “Get your fat ass out of the way.”

yo mama is so stupid she tried commiting suicide by jumping out the basement window