your mamma so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Category: yo mama
Your mama
yo mama is so fat she uses mexico as her tanning bed.
Cooking
Your momma so stupid it takes her a hour to cook two minute rice
15 yo mamas
1.yo mama so short she has to get a running start to get on the toilet seat
2.yo mama so fat she steps outside and makes a solar eclipse
3.yo mama so old she got powdered milk…
(add water)
4.yo mama so fat i tried to drive around her and ran out of gas on the way
5.yo mama so slutty she can suck start a car
6.yo mamas like a tv even a two year old can turn her on
7.yo mama so stupid if you paid her a penny for her thoughts youd get back change
8.yo mamas like a shotgun one cock and she blows
9.yo mama so poor she needs a discount at the dollar store
10.yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
11.yo mama like a bag of fritos…fri-to-lay
12.yo mama so fat you have to roll over two times just to get off her
13.yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
14.yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
15.yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!
Earthquake
Yo Mamma so fat, that yesterday, when she sat down, she made an earthquake all around the world.
Your momma is so stupid
Your momma so stupid she locked her self in a bath room and went pee in her pants
YO MOMMA
YO MOMMA SO BLACK SHE PEES CHOCOLATE MILK
Yo mama so fat…
Yo mama so fat, she sees the school bus go by and screams, “Hey! Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama Road Sign
Yo’ mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
Yo Mama
Yo mama so dumb, she sits on the television and watches the sofa.
Yo momma like a shotgun
Your momma is like a shotgun 5 cocks she blows.