Category: yo mama

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

-yo mommas so fat,she saw a bus drive by and she yelled, stop that twinkie!-yo mommas so fat she plays pool with the solar system!-yo mommas so fat,she has her own zip code!-yo mommas so fat,planets get jealous of her!-yo mommas so fat,we could use her body as the next ozone!-yo mommas so fat, her ass looks like a black hole!-yo mommas so fat,her birth took 6 years.

your mammas so fat even god couldnt lift her spirits

hey get off the mom jokes because i just got off yours

Your Momma So Stupid She Got Stuck In Locked In A Grocery Store And Starved By Kirby Knipp

Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

Your grandma is so old, that she farts dust.
your grandma is so old, she went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerater and she saw bugs singing “We are family!”.
yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the bathroom
its like a flash flood.
yo mama is so fat, when she farts, its like a tornado.

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Your momma so ugly when she was born the doctor took one lookat her and spanked her parents !

Yo mama so stupid that she played goalie for the dart team.

yo mamas so fat she got stoped by the police for having 200lb of crack

Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, “we are family”.