Category: yo mama

your mamma is so fat she used her panties hoes for a bungie cord.

Your Momma is so white she crys milk shits chalk.

your Momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!!!

Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Yo’ Momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Your moma is so fat I got lost walking around her

your mamma is so fat that she could use the pacific ocean as a water bed

yo mama so old i told her to act her age and the chick dropped dead

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Your momma is so fat . . .
She was the first person to go around the world in 80 meals.

Your momma is so ugly . . .
When she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.