Category: yo mama

the last time yo mama went to the aquarium in black a worker pushed her in and said “stop trying to escape.”

Your Momma is so white she crys milk shits chalk.

your Momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!!!

Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

your mamma is so fat that she could use the pacific ocean as a water bed

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo’ Momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Your moma is so fat I got lost walking around her

yo mama so old i told her to act her age and the chick dropped dead

Your momma is so fat . . .
She was the first person to go around the world in 80 meals.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Your momma is so ugly . . .
When she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.