Category: yo mama

Yo mama’s so stupid that when she went to the airport and saw a sign
saying “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home!

Yo momma so fat duh only think keeping her from the weight loss center is the door

Your mama is so fat, leather strap around her waist is called
the Equatorial Belt.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

You mama so stupid she thought anal sex involved farting.

Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.

your mama so stupid that when the weather man said it is chilly outsaid she went out with a bowl and spoon

yo mamma so skinny that when they put a dime in her left pocket she leaned to the left.

the last time yo mama went to the aquarium in black a worker pushed her in and said “stop trying to escape.”

your mamma is so fat she used her panties hoes for a bungie cord.