Category: yo mama

Yo mama so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she yelled, “Ding Dong!”

yo momma so fat when she went to the hotel and asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean

yo Mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

your mama is so stupid she locked her self in a grocie store and starved to death

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Your mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see
people waving!

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start singin “we are family!even if yo fatter than me”.

YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE PLAYS HOP SCOTCH SHE SAYS L.A…….., HOUSTON…….., DETROIT…..

youre momma is so old her breast milk is powder

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo mama so nasty, her favorite meal is chicken pox pie.