Category: yo mama

Your mama is so fat, at night your daddy has the put The Club on the
fridge.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Your moms so fat that when she walks past anaquareim the whales start singing ” We are family with my big fat mommy and me!!!”

Your Momma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a curb!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

fuck u

i fucked your momma

your mam is so stupid wen she got locked it a supermarket she starved to death

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Your mamma is so dumb she stole free bread. Your momma is so big she put a blanket over the ocean and called it a water bed.

Yo Momma is so fat…When she fell and broke her leg, Gravy puored out