Category: yo mama

Yo mama so pretty i failed to notice she was your father.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo momma so ugly her imaginary friend won’t even play with her!

your momma is so fat, if she were bricks she would be the great wall of china

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN

Yo momma so stupid it takes her 2hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so fat that she is the one who created potholes.

Yo Momma is so dumb that when you told her you whanted to join track she said, but you cant swim.

1. Your mama is so ugly, not even the devil would want her sorry
ass.

2. Your mama is so fat, not even God can lift her fat ass.

3. Your mama is so short, even ants make fun of her height.

4. Your mama is so sluty, not even Bill Clinton will touch her.

5. Your mama is so stinky, even a picture of her keeps the
masses away.

6. Your mama is so pitiful, the devil doesn’t have enough brass
to pull her into hell.

7. Your mama is so old, she predate God.

8. Your mama is so disease ridden, she could give God a cold.

9. Your mama is so tall, Cubans pay her to lay down on the gulf
to get across.

10. Your mama is so bitchy, female dogs mistake her as one their
own.

Your momma is so stupid when she went to go pick up her Masserati she said “Wheres my hotweel”.

Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and somebody stuck a flag in her and claimed her in the name of Spain.

1 your momma is so stupid she ran into a parked car
2 your mom is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch