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Your mama is so ugly, no man would dare to do sex with her cause she has a big fat ass.
Your mamma is so ugly, that everyone looks at her cause of her uglyness, but she thinks the people just stare at her cause she thinks they are just jealous of how pretty she looks.
Your mamma is so ugly, she thinks she is so beautiful but actually its the opposite.
Your mamma is so ugly, that the mirror even brakes!
Poor of your ugly mamma! She is so ugly!
yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales sang we r family even tho ur fatter than me.
Your moma is like a brick dirty on both sides and laid by mexicans.
yo mommas so fat when she got on a horse drawn carriage the horse turned around and said THIS IS BULL SHIT!!
yo mammas breath is so bad, I can SEE the words comming out of her mouth
Your mama is so fat, her official name is Supersaturated
Cholesterol.
your mommy, chest is so hairy it looks like king kong is about to pop out and say hello america
yo mama so fat when she laid on your dad he said you night as well call me novicain beacause I am not felling you
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
your mammas ass is so big her crap over flowed the toilet without flushing it!!11
yo momma is so poor i saw her walkin down the street with one
shoe on and i said”did you know you lost a shoe”she said”no i
found one.
yo momma is so fat she walked out with a yellow shirt on and
everyone ran back in thereand said “how did the sun get so
close”?
yo momma is so ugly when her mom got on the bus the bus driver
said”what the hell is that” and she went to the back ofthe bus
an one of the people said”can i pet the monkey”?
Your mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make
up her mind.