Category: yo mama

Your mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and it popped out Skittles.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

yu mammmmmaaaa so dumb this is a mammmmmaaaa.

yo mama sooo fat she fell in love and broke it

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED

Yo Mammas so fat when she saw an elephant she said i want to ride the pony!

Yo mama is like a big mac:
full of fat and only worth a buck.

yo mama so drunk that when she was at the bar last night she thought you were the bar tender and slaped the bartender for being ugly

She uses Yankee Stadium as her cereal bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mamma is soo fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks by the TV, you miss three TV shows.