Category: yo mama

your mamma is so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil.

Your MOMA is so Fat, she fills up the Tub, and then turns on the water!

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Your mammas so fat when she layed a green turd all the chinese screamed “AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Godzilla!!!!!

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

yo mamma so dumb she stuck a light bulb up her ass and said I GOT THE POWER.

yo mamma is so fat that when god said let there be light

she moved out of the way

yo mommas so poor she asks you for money

your mom is so fat ……………shes FAT

yo mamas so dum she sat on the tv and watched the couch

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT AFTER HAVING SEX WITH YUOR DAD, HE LOOKS LIKE A PANCAKE

your mama so stupid i step on a cigar and she said who turn out the heat.