Category: yo mama

yo mams so stupid when someone said it was chile out she brought a bowl

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

yo mamma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

the last tine your momma saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo mama so fat, When she go’s into the Grocery store she has to get a Duelly Buggy.

your mammas so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they sed no profesionals please

Yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued..

your momma so black that she has to wear a white glove to eat choctalate

Your Momma is so fat pluto does
not exist any more!

You mamma so dumb she went to Walgreens and said “these wall not green.”

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

yo momma is so hairy that she makes big foot look shaved!!!