Category: yo mama

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

yo mama is so stupid that when the weatherman said it was going to be chille outside she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.

Your momma is so poor ,when i went to your house i steped on a cigeret and your momma yelled who tund off the heat.

Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.

Your mommas so fat, that when she was a baby in world war 2, people used her as an air raid shelter!

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

your mama so dumb when she throw a rock to the floor she missed.

yo mommas so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl

Your mama is so fat that she has to use the planets to play checkers.

Your momma is so fat when she goes on the scale it says ” To be continued “”!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Your Mamma is so stupid she thought St. Ides was a church!