Category: yo mama

Your mama so fat and ugly, when she was in the shower, the number one director in America, was filming his Motion Picture “Gorillas In the Mist.”

your momma so fat,she walked outside and got stuck.

yo momma is so ugly when she went to taco bell everyone ran for the border

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Ya momma is so fat I tried to swirve around her and I ran out of gas.

Your mama so fat she shunk the titanic

Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump of the curb.

your momma is so fat evry time she walks she falls down.

your mammas so stupid that I gave her a battery and she stuck it up her but
and said I got the power…

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

YO MOM IS LIIK A SQURRIL—ALWAYZ HAZ NUTZ IN HER MOUTH

yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application