Category: yo mama

Your momma is so ugly she looked like Kerment the frog

your mommas so fat theres not an object big enough for a tampon for her

you are so ugly you smell weird!

Yo mama so nasty she had to cut her tampon strings so her crabs wont go bungee jumping

Yo Mamma so fat,when we was having sex I rolled over 20 times and I was still on that bitch

yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 2 commercials

yo mamas so stupid she thought a NFL quarterback was a refund

yo mamas so poor she was kickin a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving

jo mamas so fat she saw a school bus and chased it thinking it was a twinkie

your mamas so fat she got baptised at sea world

yo mamas so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over walmart and landed right on target

yo mamas so fat she made my truck a low rider

Yo momma so old her social security number is 1.

Your Momma so ugly, when she went to a hunted house they gave her a job applacation

Your mamma is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress
everybody start shouting TAXI.
by NANA aka PUBA (U.S.A)

yo mamma is so big she uses the world as a basketball

Your momma is like arailroad track, laid all over.

yo mamma so fat and ugly she plays in dynotopia……… and she is all the dinosaurs