yo mama

YO MAMA SO

DUM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLIE OUTSIDE SHE WENT IN GOT A BOWL

yo mamma so poor she uses a fork to eat creal so she can save milk

yo mama is so stupid instead of locking her keys in the car she locked herself in and couldnt get out!

Your momma so fat she was on her way to Walmart that is bounced of Kmart and landed right on Taget.

yo momas so fat that brfore god could so let there be light he had to move her

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow I cant believe its not butter

yo mama is so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringin her own crabs!!!!!!!

yo mamas so fat when she put on a yellow jacket people yelled and screamed”the sky is falling!!!!!!!

Yo mama so dumb she took a fishing rod down the frozen food aisle.

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Your momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.