Category: yo mama

yo momma is so fat when she falls they have to put it in slow motion for us to see

ur momma is so stupid…
she tried to drown a fish

Your momma so poor, we she stepped on her cigarette bud, she asked “who turned off the lights?”

what is the fnnnist thing in the whole wide world =your mumas id m

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

yo mama is so stupid she has to put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

your mamma so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

yo mamas so dumb

yo mamas so dumb- she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnet

yo mamas so dumb- she saw a yellow bus and said,”Stop that Twinkie”

Yo mama so dumb she took free samples back to the store for a
refund.

Yo mama so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!

Your Momma so ugly when she was born the doctor turned her around and said ” Look Twins”.

Yo mama so fat she farted and made the Grand canyon.