Michael barrymore has offered manchester united �1 million pounds to play as
their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 a******* jumping
up and down.
Category: sports
Stance issues
Roger and Charlie emerged from he clubhouse to tee off at the first hole, but
Roger looked distracted.
“Anything the matter?” Charlie asked.
“Na, it’s just that I can’t stand the club pro,” Roger replied.
“He’s just been trying to correct my stance.”
“He’s only trying to help your game,” Charlie soothed.
“Yeah, but I was using the urinal at the time.”