Category: signs of our times

At a number of military bases:

“Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”

Outside a Church:

Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!

Want ad:

“Three year old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.”

In a Japanese hotel:

You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.

On the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:

Do not turn over.

Classified Ad:

Georgia Peaches
California Grown
89 Cents Lb.

On the wall of a Baltimore estate:

“Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

– Sisters of Mercy”

A bumper sticker:

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

While stopped at an intersection I noticed a man standing on the corner in front of a Burger King. He was holding a ign that read “Will work for food.” If he had only looked up, he would have noticed that the Burger King sign directly a bove him read “Now hiring.”At an office: “This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions.” SEEN ON A BILLBOARD ALONG A HIGHWAY: “Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.”

In a clothing store:

“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”

In a New York restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.”On the wall of a Baltimore estate: “Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy”On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: “38 years on the same spot.”In a Los Angeles dance hall: “Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.”In a Florida maternity ward: “No children allowed.”

Instructions for a chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands or genitals.