After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to
perform.
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing
works. Finally the doctor says to him “This is all in your mind” and
refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, “I am at a loss as to how
you could possibly be cured.” Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a
witchdoctor.
The witchdoctor says, “I can cure this.” He throws some powder on a flame,
and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witchdoctor says “This
is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to
do is say ‘123’ and it shall rise for as long as you wish!”
The guy then asks the witchdoctor “What happens when it’s over?” The
witchdoctor says “All you or your partner has to say is ‘1234’ and it will
go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!”
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the
good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says “123,” and suddenly he
gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says “What did you say ‘123’ for?”