Category: sex

One day there was a whale by the name of Kyle swimming all by it’s self, then another whale named Luke asked where his pod was, and Kyle said “all the fishermen killed them

A dull but beautiful seventeen year old girl has been catching the eye of her JSS2 teacher but every effort to woo this girl never caught the eye of this girl.According to the directives of the PTA and the school ADministration no student will be promoted to JSS3 unless the student passed in all subjects. Unfortunately, this poor girl failed in Mathematics, the subject teacher of Nana Esi.She was a ‘big mouth ‘ girl because she never went out with ‘poor teachers’.”hei. Nana Esi

Once there was these 3 flyz and they were out all day…well they got tired of flying so they seen a lady and thought “i got an idea””
one flew in her nose and one flew in her ear and one flew in her pussy. they spent the night. so the next morning they finally woke up

SUPERMAN SAW WONDER WOMAN ON HER BED ONE DAY, NUDE, SPREAD -EAGLE,PLAYING WITH HERSELF. HE LOOKED IN HER BEDROOM WITH HIS X-RAY VISION. HE THOUGHT, “WHY I’LL BET I CAN FLY IN TO BEDROOM AND SCREW HER WITH MY SUPER-SPEED AND SHE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED””. SO- HE FLYS INTO HER BEDROOM

Sex Dictionary

Backed Up – Glandular condition that men get from not having sex.
Bad Breaker Upper – Someone who ends a relationship by saying those mean things that people don’t mean, but means them.
Home Bed Advantage – The confident feeling one gets while making love in one’s own surroundings.
“It didn’t take”” – George’s explanation for Susan’s short-lived experimentation with lesbianism.
The “”It’s-not-you-it’s-me”” routine – Breakup method to which George lays claim.
Love – A spice with many tastes

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year.”” The wife turns to her husband and says

Once Upon A Time a man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,

“Business trip or pleasure?””

She turned

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He
had been hearing quite a bit about ‘courting’ from the older boys, and he
wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question
mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny,
she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
EVERYTHING to his mother. “Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while

There was a town in California were everybody

commited audultry.They were always going to

the town priest for forgiveness.The priest

was suprised how many people commited

audultry.He said,”If you do not stop

commiting audultry I will leave this church.””

The people did not want to loose this priest

because he was nice so they made a codename

for audultry

there was a little kid and she wanted to take a shower with her mom and her mom said es when they were in the shower the little girl looked up and said “mommy whats that?”” and her mom said “” thats my garden”” the next day the little girl wanted to take a shower with her dad and he said ok when they were in the shower the littlegirl looked up and asked “”daddy whats that?”” and her dad said “”thats my snake”” that night she got scared and slept with her mom and dad during the night she woke up and said “”MOMMY

Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren’t all kitchen appliances that color?

once upon a time there was a flea walking
down the beach and while he was walking he
saw this bottle so he kicked it and a gene
came out. he said that you have 3 wishes.
the gene asked him whats your first wish, he
said that he wanted to be on lassie so poof he was their. about a week goes by, he walks down the beach and kicked that bottle, the gene poped out and the flea said it just aint goin to work she is to clean. the gene said you have 2 wishes left, whats your second wish. he said i want to be on willy nelsons beard, so poof their he was. about another week goes by he walkes down the beach kicks that bottle the gene pops out and the flea said that it just aint goin to work that old man never sleeps. the gene said you have 1 wish left what is it the flea said: i want to be on dolly partons pussy so poof their he was. about a mounth or 2 go by he walkes down the beach, kicks the bottle the gene pops out and sayes you have all ready used your 3 wishes. the flea said: ity just aint guna work i stood up to look over the trees and here comes willy nelsons beard.