Category: sex

Three guys were sleeping in one bed. When the guy on the end wakes up he say “i had a dream i was getting a hand job” then the other guy on the end wakes up and sya the same thing. the guy in the middle wakes up and says “i had a dream i was skiing!”

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and
climb onto the examining table.
‘Doctor,’ she replied shyly, ‘I just can’t undress in front of you.’
‘All right,’ said the physician, ‘I’ll flick off the lights. You undress and
tell me when you’re through.’
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: ‘Doctor, I’ve undressed.
What shall I do with my clothes?’
‘Put them on the chair, on top of mine.’

how big should a dick be!

if you dont know you are not gay.

if you do visit me in the ramones chat web site im there saturdays
just say that you come from jokesgalore and ill talk to you

only girls aloud!!!!

Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
A. So they don’t whistle on the way down.

Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A. They have cotton balls.

Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ”quickie”, only you do it yourself.

Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…

Must be a rubber tree…

If they had a musical condom yours would be singing “its a small world after all its a small world after allllll”!!!!

What did the one lesbian Vampire say to the other?

see you next month

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, and asks for a turkey on her right inner thigh and a Christmas Tree on my left inner thigh. The tattoo guy looks at her and says, “If you don’t mind me asking, why do you want those tattoos in those spots?” The woman looks at him and replies, “My husband is always complaining he has nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!”

Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?
A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it
all over the car.

Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man’s sex life?
A. Because women know if he’ll eat one of those, he’ll eat anything!