Category: riddles

What do you get if you cross a hell’s angel with a Jehovah’s witness?

Someone who knocks on the door and tells you to fuck off!

What does a man do on two legs, that a dog does on three and a lady
does sitting down?

– Shake hands.

1.) How are sex and bungiee jumping related? When the rubber breaks you’r screwed!!! 2.) What has 6 balls and screwes you every week? The Lottery!!!!

What are there words trying to say?

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Tennis shoe. Get it? Ten issue, tennis shoe.

SCENARIO: Two men were sitting in a cabin. A while later, a man
came along and saw the windows of the cabin shattered. When he
decided to explore the inside he found the two men dead. If the
man who found them had nothing to do with the situation, what
happened?

ANSWER: The men were in a cabin of a plane. When the plane
crashed the windows shattered and the two men died from the
crash.

– To escape an oppressive military regime.

To get it’s roots!

If red houses are made of redwood and white houses are made of whitewood,
then what are greenhouses made of?

Glass.

What’s the difference between a my sister and a hen?

A hen says, “Cluck, cluck, cluck.” and my sister says, “Cock a
doodle doo, any cock will do….”

What happened to the plastic surgeon when he sat too close to the fire?

– He melted.

What is 6 inch long, has a big head on it, new, and women love it?

The new hundred dollar bill.

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?A: Between you and me, something smells!Submitted By: Julia