What happens when a clown has flatulency?
It smells funny.
Category: riddles
How can you tell if the stage is level at…
How can you tell if the stage is level at a rock concert?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth!
A bad fish riddle
Q: What do you call it when you’re waiting in line for raw fish?
A: A sushi queue.
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Editor’s Note: The younger set in the ofice told me that calling this a Rolling Stones joke would be too obscure. Way to make a guy feel old…
What is the difference between roast beef…
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Eveybody can roast beef.
Between the Legs
What did one leg say to the other?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
What’s the beggining of eternity,…
What’s the beggining of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beggining of the end,
And the end of every place?
“E”.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no…
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?
– Matt
How do you make a pool table laugh?…
How do you make a pool table laugh?
Put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls!
Fisherman Riddles
Q.What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?A.They don’t have to catch anything to be happy.Q: What do you call a great fisherman?A: A masterbaiter.
Appears Once in a Minute and Once in a Blue Moon
What appears once in a minute and once in a blue moon yet never in one
hundred years?
The Letter M.
Naughty Girls
What should you do if a girl sits on your hand?
Try to get her off.
What’s the similarity between a woman and a guitar?
You play at the top and finger the bottom.
Juggling Jokes
Q:How do you kill a circus?
A:Go for the juggler!
Juggler: “I think someone’s out to get me”
Friend: “what makes you think that?”
Juggler: “Yesterday I received a package containing three hand grenades!”
Juggler walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm. Says to the barman ‘do you serve clowns here’
“sure” replies the barman.
‘great’ says the juggler ‘I’ll have a beer for myself and a clown for my alligator.
Q: how many jugglers does it take change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to change it, eight to say “I can do that” and the tenth to say “That’s my trick!”
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they do it over and over and over again .
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they insist on showing each variation of possible changes.
Q: What’s the difference between a juggler and a large pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.