Category: riddles

What is an Austrailian kiss?

A french kiss down under.

Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor-lock.

Q:Why are those two couches on top of eachother??A: Maybe they are making “love seats”

What is the difference between Humor and Odor?

– Humor is a Shift of Whit!

Q: What do runners eat before they run????A: Ketchup…………….. (catch up..)Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a karate expert?A: A pork chop!

Two men are on opposite sides of the Earth.
One is walking a tightrope.
The other is getting a blowjob from a 90 year old woman.
Both get the exact same thought at the exact same time.
What is it?

Answer:
Don’t look doewn!

Hey, did you hear that the Yugo company is coming out with a station wagon?

It’s going to be called a “we-all-go”

Did you here about the idiot carpenter? He cut a board three times, It was still to short.”Pollution” is when you drown one lawyer in a river. Solution is when you drown all the lawyers in a river.What did the Jewish Americna Princess women consider the perfect husband? A guy who’s rich, anorexic, and impotent. That way she doesn’t have to work, cook, or f*ck.What’s the deal with sex these days? Nobody wants to cuddle. The whores just get out of the car and leave.Why do men take showers instead of baths? Because pissing in the bathtub is just gross.Hey, if we’re not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?Said about a pregnant woman ” Someone poked fun at her, and she took it seriously! “Sign on a porta-john: “We’re number one in the buisiness of number two.”

Q: why should a golf player always bring an extra shirt when he
plays golf?

A: just in cause he gets a hole in 1!

What is red and goes white when you suck it?

A used tampon!

What do you call a cool 5th letter from the 1960’s?

A Hip”E”.

What has four legs but no ears?

Mike Tyson’s dog.