Category: riddles

What is the only subject witches pass in school?

Spelling.

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of knickers?A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find

What starts with a “E” and has only one letter in it?
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An Envelope

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair stuck in his teeth?

A Glad-he-ate-her.

What fashion trend do priests follow?

Cross dressing.

What is pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandpa’s shorts?

– Grandma.

What do get when you cross a refrigerator with a stero?

Cool music.

What has four legs and a trunk?

A mouse on a vacation.

Tulips on your organ.

What is six inches long, soft and pliable, and women
like to hold it in their hands and blow it?

A hundred-dollar bill.

Why did Cinderella’s soccer team never win?

Because her coach was a pumpkin!

What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?

Money